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quotes[0]='Midnight bugs taste best. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[1]='Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[2]='Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[3]='Some of us call it wind therapy. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[4]='That\'s all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. <i>- Robert Pirsig</i>'

quotes[5]='It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[6]='Harley\'s don\'t leak oil, they mark their territory. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[7]='Keep your bike in good repair, motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[8]='Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. <i>- Hunter Thompson</i>'

quotes[9]='The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[10]='If you don\'t ride in the rain, you don\'t ride. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[11]='Life is too short for traffic. <i>- Dan Bellack</i>'

quotes[12]='Whatever it is, it\'s better in the wind. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[13]='Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. <i>- Jim Samuels</i>'

quotes[14]='Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[15]='When you\'re riding lead, don\'t spit <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[16]='Work to ride and ride to work. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[17]='Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[18]='Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[19]='Gray-haired riders don\'t get that way from pure luck <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[20]='Don\'t lead the pack if you don\'t know where you\'re going <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[21]='If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind follow her. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[22]='A bike on the road is worth two in the shed. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[23]='Never mistake horsepower for staying power. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[24]='I ride way too fast to worry about cholesterol. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[25]='There\'s something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[26]='Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[27]='Keep the shiny side up, and the rubber down! <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[28]='Life may begin at 30, but it doesn\'t get interesting until about 150. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[29]='Happiness is finding you have another gear left. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[30]='Give way to trains. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[31]='Remember when sex was safe and motorcycles where dangerous. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[32]='God didn\'t create metal so that man could make paper clips! <i>- Harley-Davidson</i>'

quotes[33]='Ride, eat, sleep... repeat. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[34]='Get it on the ROAD! <i>- WB</i>'

quotes[35]='A zest for living must include a willingness to die. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[36]='Racing is living, everything else is just waiting. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[37]='I want to leave this world the same way I came in, Screaming and covered in blood. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[38]='Learning to ride at 41 is better than never learning to ride at all! <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[39]='Ride as if your life depended on it! <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[40]='If you ride like there\'s no tomorrow, there won\'t be. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[41]='Four wheels are good, two wheels are better! <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[42]='Maintenance is as much art as it is science. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[43]='Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don\’t. Some can\’t. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[44]='Winter is Natures way of telling you to polish. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[45]='Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[46]='When approaching a corner, stay on the gas until you see Jesus. Then brake HARD. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[47]='If you love your bike and it leaves you and then comes back - you\'ve probably high-sided. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[48]='A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[49]='120 mph, no hands. Damn that\'d be cool! Right up until the part where you die. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[50]='I\'d rather be riding my bike and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my bike! <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[51]='There is no replacement for CUBIC INCH displacement! <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[52]='Sometimes the best communication happens when you\'re on separate bikes. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[53]='The Harley\'s got a little too much torque when it comes to jumping. <i>- Evil Knieval</i>'

quotes[54]='I jumped 18 cars on a motorcycle, so I did almost everything. <i>- David Ellis</i>'

quotes[55]='You see, I don\'t know how to ride a motorcycle, actually. <i>- Henry Winkler</i>'

quotes[56]='He\'s gonna take my girl, I\'m gonna take his bike. <i>- Marlboro Man</i>'

quotes[57]='I can take care of the bike, but I can\'t take care of the bitch. <i>- Harley Davidson</i>'

quotes[58]='If riding was a crime I would be doing life. <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[59]='Dress for the crash not the ride... <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[60]='Sweat wipes off, road rash doesn\'t, wear your gear <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[61]='It\'s not what you ride, it\'s THAT you ride! <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[62]='Short skidmarks and skidmarks in your shorts, when racing, get both! <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[63]='If you feel everything is under control, you should be driving faster! <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[64]='LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES <i>- Unknown</i>'

quotes[65]='Screw it. Let\'s Ride <i>- Harley-Davidson</i>'

quotes[66]='200mph, no hands. Damn that\'d be cool right before the part where you die. <i>- A. Duthie</i>'

quotes[67]='Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. <i>- Jim Samuels</i>'

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