[Welcome Bikers]

Keep your bike in good repair, motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. - Hunter Thompson

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence. - Unknown'

Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck - Unknown

Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you're going - Unknown

If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind follow her. - Unknown

A bike on the road is worth two in the shed. - Unknown

Never mistake horsepower for staying power. - Unknown

I ride way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer. - Unknown

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Some of us call it wind therapy. - Unknown

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert Pirsig

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Harley's don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Keep the shiny side up, and the rubber down! - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Happiness is finding you have another gear left. - Unknown

Give way to trains. - Unknown

Remember when sex was safe and motorcycles where dangerous. - Unknown

God didn't create metal so that man could make paper clips! - Harley-Davidson

Ride, eat, sleep... repeat. - Unknown

Get it on the ROAD! - WB

A zest for living must include a willingness to die. - Unknown

Racing is living, everything else is just waiting. - Unknown

I want to leave this world the same way I came in, Screaming and covered in blood. - Unknown

Learning to ride at 41 is better than never learning to ride at all! - Unknown

Ride as if your life depended on it! - Unknown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Four wheels are good, two wheels are better! - Unknown

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don\’t. Some can\’t. - Unknown

Winter is Natures way of telling you to polish. - Unknown

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night. - Unknown

When approaching a corner, stay on the gas until you see Jesus. Then brake HARD. - Unknown

If you love your bike and it leaves you and then comes back - you've probably high-sided. - Unknown

A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel. - Unknown

120 mph, no hands. Damn that'd be cool! Right up until the part where you die. - Unknown

I'd rather be riding my bike and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my bike! - Unknown

There is no replacement for CUBIC INCH displacement! - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The Harley's got a little too much torque when it comes to jumping. - Evil Knieval

I jumped 18 cars on a motorcycle, so I did almost everything. - David Ellis

You see, I don't know how to ride a motorcycle, actually. - Henry Winkler

He's gonna take my girl, I'm gonna take his bike. - Marlboro Man

I can take care of the bike, but I can't take care of the bitch. - Harley Davidson

If riding was a crime I would be doing life. - Unknown

Dress for the crash not the ride... - Unknown

Sweat wipes off, road rash doesn't, wear your gear - Unknown

It's not what you ride, it's THAT you ride! - Unknown

Short skidmarks and skidmarks in your shorts, when racing, get both! - Unknown

If you feel everything is under control, you should be driving faster! - Unknown

LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES - Unknown

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. - Jim Samuels

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Screw it. Let's Ride - Harley-Davidson